One of the funniest guys I know!

The following is a facebook conversation between myself and my little brother (I'm in the purple text, he's in the blue). He really is hilarious!
This is the end of a conversation we had a few nights ago, on the 24th of April. Prior to this, we had been chatting about doing an 'A Current Affair' style interview, where we uncover the secrets behind 'the real Smurfs': Papa Smurf is rallying up the other Smurfs to take over the world and maim a few people along the way. That they probably have secret underground colonies and such.
We also talked of informing Obama about our findings, to get him on our side in the fight against The Smurfs.
When I mentioned how inspirational my brother is, in his generosity over the percentage I would be getting in this multi-million dollar story, this followed....

You, sir, are an inspiration!

I'm like yoda but I can't lift spaceships with my mind
And I'm not green, 3 foot tall, or 1000 years old. Apart from that we're identical!

I've often thought of how similar you are to Yoda.

If ever people are confused when I am talking about you, I simply say "Oh, you would've seen pictures of him on facebook, he's the one that would remind you of Yoda"

Problem solved!

It’s the face isnt it, you're not the first person to say that

  

I don't doubt it

I reckon you should contact James Cameron

He'd use you in some remake for sure!

HaHa

I mean Steve Spielberg

Or George Lucas

And say hey what up im not green or 3 foot tall im not a thousand years old and cannot lift spaceships with my mind but apart from that im pretty sure im yoda

Yeah, third time's the charm!

My Star Wars knowledge surprises even me!

He would sign you, then and there, and probably buy you a car and a house, just for good measure

And probably give you his own personal hoverboard, that's how excited he will be to be in the presence of the real life Yoda

 (if anyone's gonna have a hoverboard, surely he would)

and maybe a pencil do you think i could get a pencil

sorry starting to get a little too excited

If you're REALLY lucky, maybe

Would it be too much to ask him for a stationary set? You might get a ruler that way too

And maybe a rubber shaped liked R2D2

Ok, now that might just be pushing the friendship

if i could get a protractor i would just die

Without a doubt! Who needs a hoverboard when you can have a protractor!?

with a protractor i draw everything in my house 1:12 to scale

If only you had gotten to George Lucas earlier, that's what you could've done tomorrow

miniture pictures of everything i own that would be a wonderful world to live in

You'd better watch where you leave things like that though, if those Smurfs gotta hold of any detalied designs, they might find weak spots, and the next time you have a shower, they could figure out how to drown you

Just sayin'

And you know Papa Smurf would be the instigator

dont worry i got a tracker on his car i will know when he is coming and suprise him with an assault of my own

Ambush him

Nice

the old jump out of the cupboard and ambush your enemy trick

gets them every time

You'd probably clean him up, just with the swinging door of the cupboard

thats pretty much the entire attack just make a noise in the cupboard so they come closer then POW i smash them with the cupboard door

Pure genius

I am proud to call you my brother

So proud 

i know my plans are pretty ingenious and worthy of much praise i shall have to alert the press so that i get the thanks from everyone that i so very much deserve

I reckon, when you alert Mr Obama, he will instate a national holiday, in your name

call it day of legend

More than likely

There will probably be merchandise with your face all over it

I reckon a protractor might be in order

Take that Mr Lucas!

Well, now I really should try and sleep for a little bit

Thanks for chatting! Can't wait to receive my cheque in the mail ;)

Night xx

yeah you will get your cheque when hell freezes over i mean yeah sure. talk to you later